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lazar3tto:

chrisprattawesomesource:

Are you even real

what the hell hes literally the best

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singfromthehair:

"You’d kill for a chocolate bar."

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At the groceries store

thegeekykinkevent:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Sounds delicious.

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nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

(Source: snickerpoodles)

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troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

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larygo:

Congratulations to Benedict and Martin on their Emmy wins

larygo:

Congratulations to Benedict and Martin on their Emmy wins
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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)
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sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

image

Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

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lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere)

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Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there.

Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]

More of her brilliant articles can be found here.

(via theshadowsinthesun)

(Source: ramblingraconteur)

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officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

(Source: giritina)

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chrisatemycrabstickz:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will never not reblog this.

There will come a day when I don’t reblog this. Today is not that day

(Source: kickitintheslash)

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devildoll:

dylanships:

Teen Wolf AU: In which pre-fire Derek was known as the town sweetheart and the nice kid and excellent student who helped everyone out, and everyone thinks Stiles will be a bad influence.  Based on this post.

giveaway prompt fill for chananigans

SCREAMING

(Source: hellasterek)

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stunningpicture:

Ice Bucket Challenge by Edvard Munch