Posted 1 day ago

Me and Kerry are sitting outside the hall while a rehearsal's going on

  1. Voice A: *screams*
  2. Me: I think Jones just got scared off
  3. Voices: *cheering*
  4. Me & Kerry: Yep
Posted 2 days ago

morgaiine:

"try to act normal"

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Posted 2 days ago

captain-snow-bug:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism

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The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.

Posted 2 days ago

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

drdauntless:

becks28nz:

Doctor Who Fans by Dorkly

#is it weird that I’m like half of those

let’s ALL BE THE CAPALDI CONVERTS

Posted 2 days ago

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

Posted 2 days ago

glitterglobe:

we can go to fucking mars and print things in 3d but we still have to use an archaic stick with bristles to keep our teeth from rotting what the fuck

Posted 2 days ago

After New York, I convinced the World Security Council we needed a quantum surge in treat analysis. For once, we’re way ahead of the curve.

(Source: sebastiastans)

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minimist:

may the grade boundaries be ever in your favour

Posted 2 days ago

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

no stop i already have one post ruining my life

Posted 2 days ago

kingslyers:

make me choose: misshoopers asked: daenerys targaryen or donna noble?

Posted 2 days ago

Words

Because of reasons

Posted 2 days ago

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

Posted 2 days ago
  1. me: hello darkness my old friend
  2. darkness: do i know you?